Hex for Keeping Free of Office Politics

What’s more vicious than a rabid Doberman? What causes more carnage than a T-rex? What is as venomous as a rattlesnake and as poisonous as a scorpion? That’s right! Office politics! An office torn apart by in-fighting and backbiting and jockeying for power is an ugly sight, like a corporate Sarajevo. If you are still sane and not infected with the madness, your number-one goal should be to stay clear. When the political mortars and shrapnel start flying, dig a protective foxhole with this spell.

You will need:

  • some dark blue yarn
  • a nice healthy maple tree

The Spell:

At midnight, about three days before a full moon, tie the piece of yarn to a branch of the tree. Say:

CALM YOU ARE
SO CALM MAKE ME
I’M SHELTERED
BY THE BRANCHES OF THEE
NOTHING CAN HARM ME
FOR I AM A TREE!
SYLVIA DEA
SO MAY IT BE!

Three days later, come back and take most of the yarn. Leave a bit tied to the tree. Tie the yarn around your left wrist (or ankle if you need to be more discreet) and visualize being protected from all the nastiness at work by a tree of blue energy, saying:

I AM SHELTERED BY THE TREE
NO HARM NOR ILL
SHALL BEFALL ME
BY THE SYLVAN POWERS FREE
AS I WILL, SO MAY IT BE!

This will keep you snug and rockabye-baby-in-the-treetop-safe, but your bough won’t break and you won’t fall! You’ll weather the political storms and come out smelling like a rose!

This handy spell is taken from The Little Book of Office Spells

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