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Book Description
(from the back cover)
Sophia, the mystically
hip author of the long- and strong-selling Little Book of Spells series,
is back, and this time - as they say in the movie ads - it's personal!
Hex the Ex is the ultimate payback book for those among us who have been
dumped, spurned, or otherwise done wrong at the hands of a former love.
With 20 humorous hexes to choose from, Hex the Ex offers a custom curse
for nearly every occasion. Among those included are the Big Fat Liar Hex,
the Ex-Boss Hex, the Rude Rejection Hex, the Cheap Ex Hex, and the Hey,
Ex, Give Me Back My Stuff Hex. Each little work of sorcery in this book
is guaranteed to deliver a bit of levity and offer sense of satisfaction
until the next mate comes along.
About the Author
(from inside the book)
Sophia has more
than 25 years of experience as a professional psychic, astrologer, and
spiritual teacher, both in the U.S. and abroad. Along with five previous
books on hexes and spells, her publishing credits include The Magical Garden
and The Ultimate Guide to Goddess Empowerment. She has written a regular
column called Emerging Women for the New Times and maintains a thriving
practice as a professional reader and teacher in Seattle, Washington.
SOPHIA'S WEBSITE:
http://www.psychicsophia.com
Well, I have
resisted the seductive and altogether nasty side of myself that has been
screaming to do this book for years. No longer!
As I write this,
my dog cowers in the corner and my husband, never a big fan of this hex
the ex idea, hides in the back yard. Hahahaha! Now I get to unleash
some of that pent up dark wisdom I have collected through two messy divorces
and innumerable break-ups, none of which, for the record, were even remotely
my fault!
All magical types
know about hexes, but, like kinky sex, hexes are rarely discussed and never
in respectable company! Yet hexes are really very useful. There come times
in life when the gloves have to come off and you have to get a little down
and dirty, stand up for yourself and maybe even sock someone psychically
in the jaw for MESSING WITH YOUR LIFE! Ninety-nine percent of the
time I am a positive, nature loving, the Force-is-with me sort of magical
person. I believe in Karma, the infinite kindness of the Great Goddess
(or God if you prefer), and the basic goodness inside every human being.
I believe in forgiving most people for most things. However sometimes one
has to make a stand, tell someone off, correct a gross error OR toss a
mean hex at some SOB who richly deserves it! Paybacks, they say, are a
bitch.
This book, clearly,
only scratches the surface. IÕve tried to provide a rich and chilling
selection of hexes squarely aimed at the ex in your life. Most of these
aim squarely at ex lovers, mates or flings, but IÕve tossed in a
few like the Ex-Boss Hex for variety and sheer entertainment. In fact,
IÕd like to thank my last very evil Ex-boss, may he burn in torment
forever, for inspiring this book as a whole.
Before I leave you
to your black candles, pins, howls and therapeutic venting, I feel the
need to point out a few basic rules involving hexes. Even though these
hexes are presented merely for your amusement and entertainment, please
readÉjust in case:
There is a basic
law of balance or Karma, sometimes called the law of three. Basically this
means that what goes around comes around; what you do comes back to you
(some say threefold). Therefore before you toss a hex at someone, make
SURE you have been really, truly and unfairly wronged. Not every break-up
or divorce calls for a hex, think deeply and calmly (at least for one minute!)
before you hex someone. MAKE SURE (here is the important part) that in
the cosmic scheme of things, THEY owe YOU. Make sense? Good! Once you toss
off a hex, you canÕt withdraw it, so MAKE SURE you are in the right.
Now, go out there
and even the score, work it out and get back at those jerks who dared to
mess with your divine self! And always smile, it drives them crazy!
Yours in Truth &
Justice-
Sophia
A SAMPLE HEX:
FROM HEX THE EX!!!!!
The Ultimate All Purpose Ex Hex
Well, the jerk is gone but you want some revenge. You want the Ex to feel your pain, mope around, maybe have trouble moving on, finding another love etc. This is a great overall hex with serious history to it- itÕs an old one! If you are thinking Ôlingering mental and emotional painÕ is an appropriate revenge, go for it!
You will need:
A small glass jar
with a lid
Some hair from your
Ex
A little vinegar
Some sea salt
The Hex:
On a Saturday at sunset, when the moon is waning, put all these items in the jar, then close the lid tight, saying.
BOUND IN DARKNESS
BOUND IN SAND
HELD UNDER WATER
BURIED IN LAND
HOLD THE PAIN
THE ANGER I FEEL
LET IT FILL AND
SURROUND
LET IT BE REAL
ASHUTI KKTHUS!
You may keep this in a dark drawer or bury it, as you like. When you feel merciful, maybe after you see your Ex drinking heavily behind a dumpster, dig a hole in the earth and dump in the contents of the jar, saying: SUHTKK ITUHSA! Then your Ex will be free of the hex. You are too nice!